Sunday, January 2, 2011

So This Is the First: Ariana

So Ashley is saying that I (Ariana, the other girl) must post the first post. So now, in the true reasoning of the phrase, "Why not?", I speak of my other best friend, a girl by the name of Carly.

So here's how it goes. Carly is my best friend (though I'm not sure her relationship to Ashley). Apparently they have secret affairs that I have just recently, and by recently I mean several seconds before that sentence, just found out about.

Back to topic. My best friend by the name of Carly is, in many ways, a Grammar Nazi, apparently much like our old eigth grade science teacher. But anyway, this girl, though sometimes she doesn't say it, when you say something wrong, you know she's either going to correct you or she's thinking it in her mind. And i mean every phrase from using "me and Cassie" to accidentally using babysitted. But the one thing this girl will not correct the use of funner. I'm being so serious at the moment. My Grammar Nazi best friend, the only person I know who is like that, with all the things she corrects does not correct funner.

And though we hang out too much for words and funner never escapes our mouthes, I still have the satisfaction of knowing it will not be corrected. Wouldn't anyone be satisfied knowing that, throwing my sarcastic humor to the heavens at this point.

And as Ashley and myself discuss this, we have come to a conclussion. Funner shall be corrected or nothing corrected at all.

How's that for a first post?! And Ashley doesn't even have the satifaction of saying it was hers. It was most definitely mine, mine, Ariana... mine. And though she may say it was hers, it was mine.